Always Holier Than Thou Never Better Than Shirt

Ugh, this morning was a total mess. Spilled coffee all down my shirt – naturally, the new one – while dodging a crazy taxi in that insane morning traffic. My phone was buzzing non-stop, some work emergency, then I overheard this ridiculously dramatic gossip session about someone’s cat, and grabbed a lukewarm bagel on the run, all while trying to mentally pack for that weekend trip to the beach, yeah, the weather’s been gorgeous lately. Then, this guy, totally random, helped me pick up my scattered bagel bits, it was weirdly sweet. That whole chaotic morning just felt…off. And then I saw it – this incredible Tee Love USA shirt, the Always Holier Than Thou Never Better Than Shirt. It was like a beacon of ironic calm in the middle of the storm.

Seriously, this Always Holier Than Thou Never Better Than Shirt is my new favorite thing. It’s like a sarcastic hug for my soul. I mean, who needs another inspirational quote tee? This one is pure comedic genius, a total mood ring for my cynical side, you know? It’s like a tiny rebellion against all the positivity-bombarding BS.

The graphic, man, the graphic! It’s this kind of vintage-looking angel, but with a smirk that says, “Oh honey, please,” almost like a bored, goth angel, you know? It’s so unexpected! And yet, it perfectly captures the essence of the Always Holier Than Thou Never Better Than Shirt. It’s just… chef’s kiss.

I wore it to that terrible family BBQ yesterday, the one with Uncle Barry’s questionable potato salad… and it was perfect. It’s like the Always Holier Than Thou Never Better Than Shirt is my superpower; and suddenly I didn’t care about anything, it’s like I became…the Dalai Lama’s less-chill cousin. Or maybe…like, Wednesday Addams’s funnier sister? Anyway…

The fabric is this amazing super-soft cotton blend, not too thick, not too thin, perfect for layering or wearing solo, the fit is wonderfully relaxed, and it comes in so many sizes! I got a large, though I’m considering buying a medium, too, because I really like it and want to wear it to the beach, my next trip is planned for Friday. Oh! And I even wore it to that yoga class, I mean, the irony, right? The Always Holier Than Thou Never Better Than Shirt was basically a middle finger to the whole “om” thing. I almost laughed when someone made a comment that day.

“Tee Love USA is a game-changer!” – The Daily Buzz; “Most comfortable shirt ever!” – Customer Review; “This shirt speaks to my soul!” – Another customer review. You gotta get the Always Holier Than Thou Never Better Than Shirt for yourself. It’s life-changing, seriously. Trust me on this one.