So, it was like, total chaos this morning. Spilled coffee all down my shirt – seriously, the worst start – traffic was nuts, my phone kept buzzing with notifications, I overheard this crazy gossip about someone’s cat, grabbed a ridiculously overpriced bagel, and then remembered I still needed to book that flight to Italy… anyway, amidst all that, I saw this dude rocking this amazing Buffalo Mafia Marlboro Shirt from Tee Love USA, and it just… stopped me dead. The whole day suddenly felt less awful, you know? Like a tiny ray of sunshine in a torrential downpour.

Seriously, I’m not even kidding, I’m pretty sure it single-handedly improved my mood by at least 75%. I mean, the Buffalo Mafia Marlboro Shirt? It’s like a wearable embodiment of awesomely ironic nonchalance, a sartorial middle finger to the mundane, if you catch my drift. You’d think it would be too much, too… loud, but it isn’t.

The Marlboro logo, though? It’s so unexpectedly delicate, almost like a tiny, perfectly formed hummingbird – a hummingbird made of, you know, Marlboro branding on a Buffalo Mafia Marlboro Shirt, which is a wild concept when you think about it. I could stare at it for hours.

It’s just… cool, right? Reminded me of that scene in Goodfellas where… wait, where were we? Oh yeah, the Buffalo Mafia Marlboro Shirt. The perfect blend of edgy and cool – like if James Dean and Al Capone had a stylish lovechild.
The fabric is this unbelievably soft cotton, like a cloud you can wear. It fits perfectly, too; I got a medium, which is my usual size, and it’s just the right amount of relaxed but not sloppy. It’s like… wearing a warm hug. Except for that time I wore it to that BBQ and someone spilled chili on it – good times. This Buffalo Mafia Marlboro Shirt is available in a bunch of sizes, by the way. Oh, and did I mention I saw a squirrel wearing a tiny version yesterday? It looked adorable.
“This shirt is a masterpiece!” Someone said that on Instagram, I think. Then there was that article in GQ… something about “the ultimate statement tee.” Tee Love USA customers are raving! Seriously, get yourself a Buffalo Mafia Marlboro Shirt. You won’t regret it.













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