Don T Bother Me Until I Ve Drank My Wolf Piss Shirt

Okay, so this morning was a total mess. Spilled coffee all down my shirt – seriously, the worst way to start a Monday – traffic was insane, horns blaring, some lady was practically screaming into her phone about a misplaced cat, I grabbed a granola bar that was, like, three days past its expiry date, and then this guy offered me a whole extra-large coffee, which was so random and unexpected, because he overheard me complaining about the coffee spill, totally made my day, you know? Anyway, I was thinking about that whole chaotic morning, and then I saw this awesome shirt online, the Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Drank My Wolf Piss Shirt, and it just perfectly captured how I felt!

Seriously, it’s the best thing I’ve seen in ages. I mean, come on, “Wolf Piss”? It’s so gloriously absurd, right? It’s like the shirt’s got its own sassy personality – which, honestly, I totally relate to, especially after that hectic morning with the coffee and the near-expiry granola bar. The Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Drank My Wolf Piss Shirt is basically my mood encapsulated in a cotton masterpiece.

The wolf itself? It’s not your typical snarling wolf, oh no. This one’s got a kind of…Renaissance painting vibe? It’s like a majestic, slightly grumpy, furry Michelangelo character. Makes the Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Drank My Wolf Piss Shirt even funnier somehow. I keep picturing it with a tiny monocle and top hat.

It’s got this awesome… like… I don’t know… Game of Thrones vibe, maybe? It’s powerful, but also a little ridiculous, much like Jon Snow’s direwolf, but you know… with way more caffeine implied. The Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Drank My Wolf Piss Shirt – yeah, that’s it. Best. Shirt. Ever.

The fabric is unbelievably soft – like cuddling a cloud, only, you know, way cooler. It’s a perfect blend of comfort and attitude. It fits amazing – I got a medium, and it’s loose enough to be comfy, but still flattering. They have tons of sizes, I swear, from XS to 3XL – my sister got one too, she’s a large and loves hers. I wore it to the grocery store yesterday, and this kid told me I looked like a rock star! It made my week. I’m actually planning a trip soon…which totally reminds me of the Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Drank My Wolf Piss Shirt, because I will definitely be wearing that on the plane.

“A must-have for anyone who appreciates dark humor and comfy clothes!” – BuzzFeed. “This shirt is a conversation starter!” – Teen Vogue. And then this random comment I saw online: “’This shirt reflects my soul,’ said Brenda from Ohio.” I’m not even kidding! Get your Don’t Bother Me Until I’ve Drank My Wolf Piss Shirt now! You won’t regret it.