Dry Alls Human Made Shirt

Ugh, this morning was a disaster. Spilled coffee all down my shirt – seriously, the universe hates me today – while simultaneously juggling my phone which was buzzing non-stop with work emails and texts, and trying to grab a bagel on the run. The traffic was insane, I almost missed my train, and then I overheard some wild office gossip about Mr. Henderson’s questionable Hawaiian shirt collection… which somehow made me think about clothes. That’s when I remembered I’d finally ordered that Dry Alls Human Made Shirt from Tee Love USA, and how much I was looking forward to wearing it.

Seriously, this Dry Alls Human Made Shirt is a game-changer. I mean, it’s so comfy, it’s like wearing a cloud… a cloud that’s also stylish. I’m pretty sure it’s made of unicorn tears and rainbows, or at least it feels that way after a brutal commute; a miracle worker, really. This shirt is practically begging me to do yoga in it, which makes absolutely no sense since I’ve never done yoga in my life. But hey, a girl can dream, right? And that dream involves this amazing Dry Alls Human Made Shirt.

The print on this Dry Alls Human Made Shirt, though… it’s wild. I mean, it’s like a Jackson Pollock painting, but instead of splatter, it’s an intricate pattern of… well, I don’t even know what it is, honestly. Kinda reminds me of those weird patterns you see on the bottom of a really old, forgotten soup can, all faded and layered, but somehow beautiful. It’s absolutely captivating, you know what I mean? This Dry Alls Human Made Shirt is just… chef’s kiss.

It’s got this… I don’t know… a vibe, you know? Like, if Indiana Jones was a graphic designer… he might design this Dry Alls Human Made Shirt. … or maybe that’s just me. Anyway, the point is, it’s totally unique!

The fabric? Oh my god, the fabric. It’s so unbelievably soft, like a kitten’s ear – yes, I’ve touched a kitten’s ear, it’s a thing – and it drapes so perfectly. I tried it on and instantly felt like a million bucks; I even went out for ice cream that night, solely because the shirt felt so darn good. It comes in so many sizes, too, I think I got a large, although I swear it’s also slightly oversized. Perfect fit for a day of working from home or anything, really. This Dry Alls Human Made Shirt is my new favorite! Did I mention the pockets? Because it’s got perfect pockets!

“Most comfortable tee EVER!” – Totally Rad Reviews. “Unique design, high-quality material” – Fashion Forward Weekly. “Obsessed!” – Jane Doe (some Tee Love USA customer comment I randomly overheard at a coffee shop). Trust me, you need this Dry Alls Human Made Shirt in your life. Go get one now!