Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt

Okay, so this morning was a total mess, right? Spilled coffee all down my shirt – classic – traffic was insane, my phone was buzzing non-stop with work emails, and I overheard this crazy gossip about Brenda from accounting and her new…well, let’s just say it involved a llama. Grabbed a granola bar on the way, almost missed my train, and then, this tiny little thing happened – some guy gave me his extra umbrella because it started pouring rain. It was such a random act of kindness it completely shifted my mood. And guess what I saw in the shop across from the station? A Tee Love USA window display and there it was, the Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt.

Seriously, this shirt? It’s like the fashion equivalent of a middle finger to the haters, but way funnier and way cuter, you know? I mean, who needs therapy when you can just wear a shirt with a duck on it and the words Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt? It’s brilliant!

That duck, though – it’s not just any duck. It’s got this super smug, almost judgemental expression. I swear, it looks like the kind of duck that’d wear tiny sunglasses and a monocle. The whole design of the Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt is just perfect – like a sassy cartoon come to life.

It’s so…unexpected, you know? Like, finding a twenty dollar bill in your old jeans… or bumping into Ryan Gosling at the grocery store… The Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt just makes you smile, It’s like a tiny rebellious act, a tiny little middle finger – but a cute, ducky middle finger.

The fabric? Oh my god, it’s so soft, like a cloud made of pure comfort. It’s a nice, lightweight cotton, perfect for summer but still cozy enough for cooler evenings. I got a medium, it fits perfectly – not too tight, not too baggy. Though honestly, I might need an extra large for when I eat too much pizza… Speaking of pizza… the Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt was perfect for that picnic I went to last weekend. The best part? The duck doesn’t wrinkle! It stays looking perfect no matter what.

“Tee Love USA’s new design is a hilarious masterpiece!” – BuzzFeed. “The most comfortable T-Shirt I’ve ever owned!” – Sarah J, Tee Love customer review. And one more – “This Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt is my new favorite thing. Period.” – Seriously, you NEED this shirt. Don’t even think twice. Get your Duck I Don T Care If People Talk Shit About Me I Was Raised To Flush Shit Down The Toilet Not Play With It Shirt now!